Joined: Oct '16
Age: 64 (M)
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. -To make time fly, throw the clock out the window. -A balanced diet is to have a cupcake in each hand. I intend to live forever or die trying A day without the laugh is a missing day. -If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Joined: Mar '14
Age: 44 (M)
Become friends with people who aren't your age. Hang out with people whose first language isn't the same as yours. Get to know someone who doesn't come from your social class, This is how you grow. — Anonymous
There are lots of nice people in this world. But if you can't find one, be one. — Anonymous
Joined: Nov '09
Age: 49 (M)
I know what you’re thinking, punk. You’re thinking “did he fire six shots or only five?” Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a.44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?
------------ When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher’s knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross.